It was in the afternoon that Master wanted to talk to Farley so he could feel better, for Master got ran over by a Giant homosexual horse the other day.

(F INC.)Master Controller: hey-
FarleyVonStugzen: Governor Swartsnagger: Good evening as you know I’ve been with many aliens in the past but now you criticize me about the Mexico alien here is how I show you the great state of California has dealt with the Mexico border issue, here we have the high tech border fence with the highly trained border guard who will explain further.     Border guard: people hopping the border WAS a problem but these new systems are impregnable.  Mexican in background hopping border: iy yi yi Riva Arriva!!!  Border guard: son of a bitch!!! Governor Swartsnagger:  Tracking down on the crimes well discourage the immigrants from coming to this country. Store manager: yeah that’s him he drew a Z on my wall. Zorro: yeah right after I broke up a robbery I’m a f**king hero iye toomodre. Governor Swartsnagger: we must stop the hiring of illegal immigrants, I ASKED FOR THIS WATER AN HOUR AGO YOU ARE TOO SLOW!!!!!! Mexican: slow but me name is slowpoke Rodriguez. Governor Swartsnagger: you the security peoples take the Mexican and deport him. Mexican: no they’ll execute me in the country you are killing me! You are killing me!!!  Governor Swartsnagger: But we are also compassionate for the children found at the border. Child services worker: we found this little girl wondering around with no parental supervision. Dora the explorer: soy u me ian exploer Adventure magnifico comsie amigo boots! Child services worker:  witch we doubt with precise dc regulations. Governor Swartsnagger: and here is the latest hero to help fight the illegal border crime SUPERMAN!!! Superman: Thank you governor we super friends had no idea that el dorado was an illegal when we let him join our ranks I’m on my way to deport him right now. Governor Swartsnagger: yeah yeah and good job with the superman thing going on there now tell me how did u come to this country yourself? *superman fly’s through ceiling* Governor Swartsnagger: yappinhimien Border guard: sir if you have a moment id like to ask how you got into this country? Governor Swartsnagger: Up UP and away
(F. INC)Master Controller: jezzus f****n krust
FarleyVonStugzen: What a Twist!
(F. INC)Master Controller: oh
(F. INC)Master Controller: robot chicken duh.
FarleyVonStugzen: yeah
(F. INC)Master Controller: awsome....
(F. INC)Master Controller: how long did that take you
(F. INC)Master Controller: O_o
FarleyVonStugzen: took me a while to put it all in words
(F. INC)Master Controller: jeezus freakin krust
(F. INC)Master Controller: Do You have a life? Because, we can talk about this.
FarleyVonStugzen: yeah sure
(F. INC)Master Controller: k...
(F. INC)Master Controller: lets keep talking about random stuff because I'm bored
(F. INC)Master Controller: I'll start
FarleyVonStugzen: uh o
(F. INC)Master Controller: AAA RREEEBA
(F. INC)Master Controller: HAHAHAA
FarleyVonStugzen: oh i gotta tell u something i got banned from community cause someone said i was showing abusive content for my picture
FarleyVonStugzen: the ban was said to be lifted April-(CENSORED FOR PERSONAL INFO)
(F. INC)Master Controller: So did I
(F. INC)Master Controller: at that same exact time
FarleyVonStugzen: but u still have a picture
(F. INC)Master Controller: that's because I'm magic
FarleyVonStugzen: i haf to have a gay Question Mark as my picture, so f**k, I look like some faggot that doesnt know how to uploada picture
(F. INC)Master Controller: don't you believe in Magicz????
(F. INC)Master Controller: oh well
(F. INC)Master Controller: I am magical, and My picture is still there! It rules.
FarleyVonStugzen: Yeah, a picture of a banana used as a phone, very F***ing original
(F. INC)Master Controller: Remember wat I said earlier about me being, Magic? Well, I can eat sandwiches in mid air!!!
(F. INC)Master Controller: with out the tomatos.....
(F. INC)Master Controller: oooOOOOOOHHOOOOOOoooooh
FarleyVonStugzen: wtf
(F. INC)Master Controller: I can also blew my nose while playing soccer on the moon
FarleyVonStugzen: ur supposed to eat them when ur sitting down u know for like educational reasons
(F. INC)Master Controller: thats how I'm MAGICAL
FarleyVonStugzen: u cant play soccer on the moon only Martians can
(F. INC)Master Controller: tee hee, you said moon.
(F. INC)Master Controller: well...um...I really can lick MY ELBOW, even though many others can, ohwell,movingonKay?
FarleyVonStugzen: kay, oh
FarleyVonStugzen: i have vista
FarleyVonStugzen: hello?
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(F. INC)Master Controller: hold on
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FarleyVonStugzen: ARE YOU TRIPPIN BALLS OR SUMTHING???
(F. INC)Master Controller: Governor Swartsnagger: Good evening as you know I’ve been with many aliens in the past but now you criticize me about the Mexico alien here is how I show you the great state of California has dealt with the Mexico border issue, here we have the high tech border fence with the highly trained border guard who will explain further.     Border guard: people hopping the border WAS a problem but these new systems are impregnable.  Mexican in background hopping border: iy yi yi Riva Arriva!!!  Border guard: son of a bitch!!! Governor Swartsnagger:  Tracking down on the crimes well discourage the immigrants from coming to this country. Store manager: yeah that’s him he drew-
FarleyVonStugzen: ...I wish I thought of that!
(F. INC)Master Controller: >:)
(F. INC)Master Controller: Yes, I typed all that.
FarleyVonStugzen: ok, but dont mess around with my stamp collection...
(F. INC)Master Controller: 【スマブラX】色々なキャラでｳｯｰｳｯｰｳﾏｳﾏ
FarleyVonStugzen: hey
FarleyVonStugzen: stop calling me names
(F. INC)Master Controller: and this!
(F. INC)Master Controller: でウマウマしてみた !!!!!
FarleyVonStugzen: is sisen swizstenilenhiemer trangarntsazninzegenburger!
(F. INC)Master Controller: wow, I didn't do that, I'm still in highschool!
FarleyVonStugzen: !!!
FarleyVonStugzen: !!!1
FarleyVonStugzen: !!!2
FarleyVonStugzen: holdz on
FarleyVonStugzen logged off
FarleyVonStugzen logged on
FarleyVonStugzen logged off
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FarleyVonStugzen logged off again
FarleyVonStugzen logged on
FarleyVonStugzen: ok done
(F. INC)Master Controller: Your computer must be messed up you logged of 3 times with out stopping
FarleyVonStugzen: that is retarded, shut up now.
(F. INC)Master Controller: I know you are, but what am I-not?
FarleyVonStugzen: Smart
(F. INC)Master Controller: God Dammit
FarleyVonStugzen: c ya
(F. INC)Master Controller: wait
(F. INC)Master Controller: one more thing
FarleyVonStugzen: 1
FarleyVonStugzen: ok there c u
(F. INC)Master Controller: tell me a story
FarleyVonStugzen: uh
(F. INC)Master Controller: :)
FarleyVonStugzen: i dont know
(F. INC)Master Controller: do a bar joke
(F. INC)Master Controller: or a chicken cross the road one
FarleyVonStugzen: ok i got a joke for u
FarleyVonStugzen: ok so like theres this guy
FarleyVonStugzen: and hes not gonna tell a joke
FarleyVonStugzen: so he
FarleyVonStugzen: says
FarleyVonStugzen: c ya
FarleyVonStugzen: and goes away
FarleyVonStugzen: and turns his computer off
FarleyVonStugzen is now Walking Away.
(F. INC)Master Controller: hahahaha that sucked @$$.
FarleyVonStugzen is now logged off.
(F. INC)Master Controller: What a cliché ending
(F. INC)Master Controller: I'll guess I'll just go and talk to penguin.
*******
(F. INC)Master Controller: hey, how you feelin?
penguin: :(
(F. INC)Master Controller: :)
penguin: :(
(F. INC)Master Controller: >:)
penguin: :''''(
(F. INC)Master Controller: :O
(F. INC)Master Controller: :P
penguin: '_'
penguin: :/
(F. INC)Master Controller: =B
penguin: ^_^
penguin: D:
penguin: :d
penguin: :D
(F. INC)Master Controller: XD
penguin: :E
penguin: :]
penguin: :}
penguin: I+PIE_ :)
(F. INC)Master Controller: (>' ' )> <( '0' <)  KIRBY!
(F. INC)Master Controller:  V V       /  /
penguin: :c
(F. INC)Master Controller: XO
penguin: :0
(F. INC)Master Controller: =X
(F. INC)Master Controller: {:-)
penguin: ()___ ()
penguin: (o)______ (o)
(F. INC)Master Controller: *hump* (not gay)
(F. INC)Master Controller: :O
penguin: ????????????
(F. INC)Master Controller: ?!???!!?!?!??!!!1
penguin: ($)__($)
(F. INC)Master Controller: $#^%^$^$&^*%&*%*&%
(F. INC)Master Controller: ____
penguin: *_*
penguin: $_$
penguin: ()_()
(F. INC)Master Controller: You Have no talent and ______________ .
penguin: more talent
(F. INC)Master Controller: ...no........
(F. INC)Master Controller: ............................dot..........................................dot DOT...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................dotty..................................................................................dotto................................................................. ...
penguin: {@_@}
penguin: i.o.u.
(F. INC)Master Controller: IEATU
(F. INC)Master Controller: JK
penguin: spell icup
(F. INC)Master Controller: I see you pee, jk
penguin: gross
(F. INC)Master Controller: spell Icupoo
penguin: nope...........................................................
penguin: zzzzzzzzzzz
(F. INC)Master Controller: T__T
penguin: snore
(F. INC)Master Controller: moo
(F. INC)Master Controller: hehe
penguin: CGNU
(F. INC)Master Controller: im gonna go eat
(F. INC)Master Controller: now
penguin: k
penguin: snore
penguin: hey
penguin: this there
(F. INC)Master Controller: :L
(F. INC)Master Controller: *I shoot you*
(F. INC)Master Controller: *20 times*
penguin: you know i do i sleep with moms exceplly urs :)
penguin: jkjkjk
(F. INC)Master Controller: :O
(F. INC)Master Controller: I just got pwned?
(F. INC)Master Controller: NO
(F. INC)Master Controller: HMMMMMMmmmm
(F. INC)Master Controller: Your mama so fat, When she jumped into the grand canyon, She got stuck.
(F. INC)Master Controller: .....I have others.....
penguin: im sorry penguin is not answering the phone if you want send a message answer after the beep
penguin: beep
(F. INC)Master Controller: Hey, Um, Penguin owes me something
(F. INC)Master Controller: so um.....
(F. INC)Master Controller: Im gonna need those gay videos back, there over due. And he owes me the money, for how he wanted the rent the gay videos, oooh, and he owes me for the Fruit loops too.
penguin: Me be not gay
(F. INC)Master Controller: bye?
penguin: toodles ;)
-Everyone logged off

(F. INC)MasterController joined the shaving monkeys for joy cult a few days later. And was found dead on the moon a few thousand years later.